Overview
Overview[]
The Springfield Stories are a set of Quests in Fortnite: Battle Royale, available from November 1st 2025 to November 29th 2025. The Springfield Stories were released in Chapter 6: Mini Season 2 and rewarded players with Season XP.
Quests
Quests[]
Springfield Stories
Part 01 - Apocalypse D'Oh
| Stage 1 of 8 - Visit different Named Locations People of Springfield, behold my magnificent creations! - Homer Simpson
At some point, we'll have to figure out what's happening here. - Hope |
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| Stage 2 of 8 - Destroy signs changed by Homer Thankfully, we don't have to understand things. We can just destroy them. - Jones
I don't like being on this side of senseless destruction. - Hope |
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| Stage 3 of 8 - Emote near a boss to try to talk to them Let's see what the people of Springfield have to say about your meddling! - Homer
Why do they keep accusing me of being from Shelbyville? - Hope |
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| Stage 4 of 8 - Damage bosses The only people I want shooting my friends are my other friends. And maybe strangers. - Homer
We're getting nowhere with these people. I think we need to go to the source. - Hope |
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| Stage 5 of 8 - Convince Homer to give up the power Try to talk some sense into Homer. If that fails, bribe him. - Jones
Less talking, more bribing - Homer |
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| Stage 6 of 8 - Visit Kwik-E-Mart and complete the delivery I think a Squishee might help me see the error in my ways. - Homer
Mmm - the error of my ways. - Homer |
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| Find a Squishee |
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| Follow the rings back to Homer |
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| Deliver Squishee |
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| Stage 6 of 8 - Visit Townhall and raise your concerns I'll go, but I'm not going to listen. - Homer
Since we're here, we might as well complain! - Homer |
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| Destroy objects before they call the cops |
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| Stage 7 of 8 - Enter the Simpsons' house to search for answers You can look through my stuff, but stay out of my junk! - Homer
If there are answers to be found here, we will find them. - Hope |
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| Inspect different remotes |
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| Stage 8 of 8 - Confront Homer We're running out of time here, we need Homer to undo his work. - Hope
Hehehehe - Homer |
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| Stage 8 of 8 - Report back to Hope We're running out of time, we need Homer to understand how serious this is. - Hope
Hehehehe - Homer |
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Part 02 - Sugar High
Stage 1 of 7 - Survive for 30 seconds in  Donut Storms If this is what people love... maybe I just don't understand people. - Jones
If Springfield loves me, I can't be wrong! - Homer |
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| Stage 2 of 7 - Speak to Peelfessor Frink or Ned Flanders about anomalies Alright, we're in over our heads here. It's time to activate the eggheads. - Jones
Finally! Someone who understands the gravity of the situation! - Hope |
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| Stage 3 of 7 - Collect dangerous objects inside of Donut Storms I can't believe I'm saying this, but does something seem... extra weird about these sky donuts? - Jones
This manna doesn't seem so heavenly - Flanders |
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| Stage 3 of 7 - Damage opponents in Donut Storms We're going to have to accelerate this process. Introduce these Springfieldieans to more of Homer's handiwork. - Frink
Glaven! His inventions are as dangerous as they are ludicrous! - Frink |
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| Stage 4 of 7 - Complete Homer's Lost and Found quest We're making progress. Now we need to bring everyone else on board! - Jones
Whoa there neighborino! That seems positivility diddily unsafe! - Flanders |
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| Stage 5 of 7 - Talk to Peelfessor Frink or Ned Flanders about stopping Homer We might just get the town on our side before Homer does something we can't fix! - Hope
I think Homer's laziness might just work in our favor here. - Hope |
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| Stage 6 of 7 - Collect angry notes from eliminated opponents This town really knows how to put an angry mob together - Jones
It's time to put the ol' loafer gopher down about this- Flanders |
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| Stage 7 of 7 - Bring the notes to Homer If Springfield doesn't love me, they must be wrong!- Homer
Time to ditch the evidence in the safest place I know! - Homer |
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Part 03 - Multiplidiocy
| Stage 1 of 9 - Complete Lisa's Lost and Found quest Are you sure you know what you're doing? - Bart
I've won 10 science fairs, he's always been a giant gas bag.- Lisa |
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| Stage 2 of 9 - Eliminate Homer Clones I say this with love... but I think one dad is more than enough. - Lisa
Mom and dad should be the ones who feel outnumbered, not us! - Bart |
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| Stage 3 of 9 - Talk to Lisa about music Dad always says music helps him think. - Lisa
You're expecting way too much from music, Lisa. - Bart |
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| Stage 4 of 9 - Jam on top of Moe's to get Homer's attention If jazz can't solve this problem, I don't know what will. - Lisa
Huh. Every single possible version of dad hates your music. - Bart |
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| Stage 5 of 9 - Talk to Bart about El Barto I know one way to get Homer's attention. - Bart
I'm all for artistic expression but how will this get dad back? - Lisa |
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| Stage 6 of 9 - Use El Barto spray in different named locations to get Homer's attention El Barto returns! - Bart
Even when gratuitous vandalism fails, it still feels like a success! -Bart |
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| Stage 7 of 9 - Visit Krusty Burger or Lard Lad to find healthier food options for Homer Can we at least use one of the vegan options to lure dad?- Lisa
You don't win friends with salad. - Bart |
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| Stage 8 of 9 - Replace burgers or donuts with vegan food to get Homer's attention So this is what guilt feels like... - Bart |
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| Stage 8 of 9 - Throw produce items in Krusty Burger or Lard Lad So this is what guilt feels like... - Bart |
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| Stage 9 of 9 - Talk to Bart or Lisa about other ideas Tell me you have another idea in that big brain of yours. - Bart
Technically, dad's got the biggest brain right now. Although, I don't think that's going to help. - Lisa |
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Part 04 - The Incredible Bulk
| Stage 1 of 8 - Complete Marge's Lost and Found quest This isn't the first time the town's turned against us. Sit tight and I'll put together a shopping list. - Marge
You should be happy, I gave you the good errands. - Marge |
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| Stage 2 of 8 - Talk to Marge to find who can help This isn't the first time the town's turned against us. Sit tight and I'll put together a shopping list. - Marge
You should be happy, I gave you the good errands. - Marge |
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| Stage 3 of 8 - Talk to Peelfessor Frink about a solution Ah! The Rift device! I have the schematics for it. - Frink
With some simple inventions, you'll be able to make what you need! - Frink |
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| Stage 4 of 8 - Find Sarcasm Detector If anyone needs a sarcasm detector, it would be Ned. - Marge
I should get one of those, it would really help with Bart. - Marge |
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| Stage 4 of 8 - Find Hamburger Earmuffs Homer always regretted selling those hamburger earmuffs to the Comic Book Guy.- Marge
For some reason those burger muffs never caught on. They're probably still at the Comic store. - Marge |
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| Stage 5 of 8 - Talk to Marge to ask for her help I think I know how to get through to Homer. - Marge
Sometimes we all could use a reminder of what's really important. - Marge |
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| Gather all photos |
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| Decorate Billboard |
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| Stage 6 of 8 - Emote near Homer to get his attention Marge told me Homer responds best to anything bright, shiny, or fast-moving. - Hope
It worked! - Hope |
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| Stage 7 of 8 - Collect the Zero Point Shard Nice work, Marge! - Hope
We need to gather up the shards before they fall into the wrong hands. - Hope |
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| Stage 8 of 8 - Take parts to Hope We have everything we need. Let’s get to work! - Hope
Let's gear up to get out of here! - Hope |
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| Stage 8 of 8 - Talk to Hope about the plan We have everything we need. Let’s get to work! - Hope
Let's gear up to get out of here! - Hope |
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Lisa's Lost and Found Quest
| Stage 1 of 2 - Visit a Named Location Book it to loot-ville.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant They have the plant, but we have the power.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Cletus' Corn Hole Marry a carrot.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Evergreen Terrace If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Kamp Krusty ... for I have been to Kamp Krusty.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Burns Manor The blurst ot times?!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Springfield Town Square A noble spirit...
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Corruption Corners I'm high on capitalism!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Springfield Slurpworks I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect Lisa's Textbooks at Donut District No thanks, you have any fruit?
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Homer's Lost and Found Quest
| Stage 1 of 2 - Enter a vehicle All aboard the loot express!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Travel distance while airborne in a vehicle Eat my dust, dust eaters!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Honk within 10 meters of an opponent Beep beep! Out of my way, I'm a motorist!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Destroy objects while in a vehicle Put it in H.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hit an opponent with a vehicle Canyonero!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Visit any BURD To Go Gas Station Mmmm... BURD...
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Drive off-road So long, suckers!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Honk while airborne Gas, break, honk.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Maintain speed 50 or higher in a vehicle for 10 seconds I'm a lean, mean... speed thingy!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Drive a vehicle through water Water, water everywhere, so let's all have a drink!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hit a tree with a vehicle He's about to hit a chestnut tree!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents while in a vehicle Sixteen crashes and not a single fatality!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Travel distance in a vehicle Strap yourself in and reap the rewards!
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Marge's Lost and Found Quest
| Collect produce I just think they're neat!
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| Collect fish or other meat Three eyes on every fish.
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| Collect a beverage I almost swallowed some of the juice!
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| Collect first-aid items All this does is get me to normal.
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| Collect Common items specifically Pitch in and earn some loot.
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| Collect Uncommon items specifically Pitch in and earn some loot.
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| Collect a Rare item specifically Pitch in and earn some loot.
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Bart's Lost and Found Quest
| Stage 1 of 2 - Equip a weapon Nobody causes chaos like ol' Bart Simpson! Unless...?
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hit an opponent with Mr. Blasty twice without reloading I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hold Mr. Blasty gently in your hands for 15 seconds But I'm mad now!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with Mr. Blasty Mmm... pistol whip.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Break windows with a Cobalt Slingshot Here's your slingshot, Lisa!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hit different opponents with a Cobalt Slingshot Bart, do you have your slingshot?
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a Cobalt Slingshot Eat my shots!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Disintegrate an opponent with a Deodorant Applicator Doomed!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Land consecutive hits with a Deodorant Applicator Dooooooomed!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a Deodorant Applicator *maniacal laughter*
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Knock back opponents with a Five-Gun Let's do this thing.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Collect five mo' guns Moe guns.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a Five-Gun Not today old friend...
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Destroy trees with a Cartoon Chainsaw Just a scratch.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Travel distance with a Cartoon Chainsaw Rush Attack Cut and run.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a Cartoon Chainsaw Chaining day.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a rifle Ay caramba! That thing looks heavy!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Eliminate an opponent with a rifle My AR's name is also assault rifle.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a pistol or SMG El Barto approved.
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Headshot an opponent with a pistol or SMG Aren't there bigger weapons in this game?
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Damage opponents with a shotgun Eat my shots!
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| Stage 2 of 2 - Hit an opponent within 15 meters with a shotgun Aim for the squishy parts.
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News Tab
News Tab[]
| Image | Description | Date |
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Apocalypse D'OH! Drop from the Battle Bus into Springfield! Run n' roll around a totally Simpson-ified m where Homer's Zero Point Shard remote has unleashed all kinds of chaos. |
November 1st 2025 |
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The Incredible Bulk The Homer Clones have been defeated and Homer has re-emerged...HUGE!!! And he's... wearing only his underwear... |
November 26th 2025 |
Trivia
Trivia[]
- Description for the last quest of Part 1 was changed somewhere during the season from "We're running out of time here, we need Homer to undo his work. - Hope" to "We're running out of time, we need Homer to understand how serious this is. - Hope".
- Probably during Update v38.10.
- A large portion of the dialogue spoken by The Simpsons cast does not match the subtitling for them.
- Springfield Stories' The Incredible Bulk marks the first time since Chapter 4: Season 2 where The Seven phone sound when story dialogue begins is used.
Part 1
Part 1[]
Destroy signs changed by Homer[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Homer: (sad whimpering) | |
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Convince Homer to give up the power[]
Convince Homer
You want me to give up this power? It hasn't even gone to my head yet!
Although... perhaps there's something you could do to make it worth my while.
There's been talk of a new Squishee flavor in town. Bring it to me and we have a deal...
And then once I'm properly fortified with Squishee, I demand an audience with the Mayor!
Visit Kwik-E-Mart and complete the delivery[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Homer: (hungry/drooling) | |
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Confront Homer[]
Confront Homer
After further consideration, I've decided to keep the shard.
It likes me, and I like it.
This is my chance to give the people of Springfield the town they deserve!
A town that's exciting, and fun, and delicious!
With... sprinkles... and frosting...
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Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. |
Report back to Hope[]
Report to Hope
I get why people love him, but he will absolutely destroy us all if we don't step in soon.
It's not going to be easy to convince him to give up the shard...
But we have to try.
Until then, let's do our best to mitigate the damage.
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Homer: Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. |
Part 2
Part 2[]
Speak to Peelfessor Frink or Ned Flanders about anomalies[]
Ask about anomalies
Greetings!
What do you think of all these anomalies?
Well, that should be obvious to even the most dimwitted individual with an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology.
Which I have of course!
But I still have no idea why this is happening.
Ask about anomalies
Hi there, Looperino!
What do you think of all these anomalies?
Well, days like this are really a ding dang testarino of the ol' faith.
But I think everything will turn out fine!
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Professor Frink: It should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee. |
After completing Stage 3 quests[]
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Professor Frink: You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do. |
Talk to Peelfessor Frink or Ned Flanders about stopping Homer[]
Ask about stopping Homer
Oh hello, with the greetings and the salutations!
How do we convince Homer to stop?
Homer has long proven himself impervious to logical or scientific interventions.
But, perhaps an angry mob could dissuade him from ushering in the apocalypse with the doom and the screaming, and the cowering in the basement...
Ask about stopping Homer
Hi diddily ho, looperino!
How do we convince Homer to stop?
I always try to turn the other cheekerino for my pal Homer.
But maybe his other neighbors could find it in their hearts to be be less forgiving.
Bring the notes to Homer[]
Present notes
You can thank me later, I'm busy right now.
You might want to read this feedback from the town...
Reading?!
Who do I look like? Lisa?
Just read the letters!
Fine! But these better be full of glowing praise!
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Homer: You can't stop me from living my life! |
Part 3
Part 3[]
Talk to Lisa about music[]
Ask about Homer
Bart and I have given this some thought, and I think we have a solution.
How do we get Homer to come back?
A performance on top of Moe's will get dad's attention!
He'll love it! Or, he'll demand I put an end to my infernal racket.
Either way, we'll have his attention!
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Lisa: Why would they come to our concert just to boo us? |
Talk to Bart about El Barto[]
Ask about El Barto
What's up?
Who is El Barto and how can he help?
Keep your voice down. No one can know who's behind El Barto!
But if you copied his incredible style, it would get Homer's attention.
I won't even sue. I mean he won't even sue.
Use El Barto spray in different named locations to get Homer's attention[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Bart: I didn't do it. |
Visit Krusty Burger or Lard Lad to find healthier food options for Homer[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Krusty: I heartily endorse this event and/or product. |
Talk to Bart or Lisa about other ideas[]
Ask about other ideas
I'm so glad to see you!
What do we do now?
I was hoping you'd know.
Maybe we can find some sign of what we should do next.
Ask about other ideas
What's up?
What do we do now?
Well, we've tried vandalism...
So I'm out of ideas.
Maybe we can find some sign of what we should do next.
Part 4
Part 4[]
Talk to Marge to find who can help[]
Talk to Marge
You have no idea how hard it is to juggle raising a family...
And defending that family from an angry mob.
The more I think about it, the more I think Professor Frink might be the answer.
If he can't fix this mess, we might be sunk.
Talk to Peelfessor Frink about a solution[]
Ask for help
The solution was right in front of us!
You'll need to collect all of my most brilliant inventions and somehow improve upon them.
Which is, by my calculation, nearly impossible. But innovation thrives in desperation!
And take these schematics as well, with the lines, and annotations, and the impenetrable complexity...
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Professor Frink: GLAVEN! |
Find Sarcasm Detector[]
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Professor Frink: Are you kidding me, this baby's off the charts! |
Find Hamburger Earmuffs[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Professor Frink: Stay calm Frinkie, these babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the Pickle Matrix. |
Talk to Marge to ask for her help[]
Talk to Marge
I know Homie's made a mess of things, but his heart is in the right place...
He wants to make things better, but the best way to do that is right here, at home with his family.
Help me find a few things from around the house...
That will remind him what's really important.
Emote near Homer to get his attention[]
| Character | Audio | Subtitle |
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Marge: Oh, Homie. I knew you'd listen. | |
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Marge: A wife always knows how to reach her giant gas-husband. | |
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Homer: And I always obey billboards. Which reminds me, gotta drink more Slurp. | |
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Marge: You have to fix the town. Your honey-do list is as big as you are. | |
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Homer: I'll use the alien shard -- no way that could go wrong. | |
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Marge: Hope won't give that back until she saves reality. She's very Lisa. | |
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Homer: I'm tired of being giant. I've got a coral reef stuck in my butt crack. | |
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Marge: You could stop snacking before bedtime. | |
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Homer: I'm going underwater until you come to your senses. |
Talk to Hope about the plan[]
Talk to Hope
I've hit a dead end...
We're going to have to get creative if I'm going to finish this build in time.
Whatever you've found of Frink's, hand it over and I'll do my best.
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Hope: Okay. We've got a sarcasm detector and hamburger earmuffs... (scoffs) exactly what I need to save the day... | |
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Hope: Thanks, sarcasm detector, that's very helpful. | |
| Beep! | ||
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Hope: What I really need is to get Jones' rift device working... |
Repeatable
Repeatable[]
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Bart's Lost and Found Quest[]
Hey hey, kids! Wanna do some damage?
✅ Sounds good, clown. Pull my trigger finger.
That's the spirit! Now hurry up and shoot something.
❎ I'm a pacifist.
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Marge's Lost and Found Quest[]
Help Marge feed the family?
✅ I just think it's neat!
Thank you, but be quick! The oven's almost preheated!
❎ I'm not hungry.
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Homer's Lost and Found Quest[]
Take Homer's Keys?
✅ Mmm... joyride...
Fine, just a few stunts. And make it quick!
❎ ???
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Lisa's Lost and Found Quest[]
My textbooks are missing! Will you help me?
✅ Docendo discimus!
Onward! Quickly! In the name of education!
❎ ???
And thus, the descent into a new dark ages begins with a single step.