Overview
Voice[]
The Device
The Device[]
Zero Crisis Finale
Zero Crisis Finale[]
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| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: Looper? | |
| You again? | |
| Never mind. Look sharp, we're savin' reality. | |
| JONES: It wasn't me! There was... an incident. | |
| JONES: Well, we're not givin' up! | |
| JONES: We've got portals! Not good! | |
| JONES: So... we should close them? | |
| JONES: Yep, gotcha, we're on it! | |
| Yes! Got it! | |
| JONES: Copy! We'll keep watch! | |
| Reality waves can change anything in the blink of-- | |
| I'm a butterfly. | |
| JONES: I'm a Butterfly now, so... NO! | |
| I guess you're up. | |
| I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears... | |
| ...And arms... and legs. | |
| You're gonna have to close those portals! | |
| Can you handle it? | |
| Haha, of course you can. Let's go. | |
| There is no way this is good... but it is beautiful. | |
| JONES: Copy that! | |
| I see three more portals, but that next one is really far. | |
| I wish we could-- whoa, whoa, WHOA! | |
| I CAN TELEPORT?! | |
| Get down! | |
| We're gonna need to find a way past the hunters! | |
| Actually... never mind. | |
| You look... AMAZING! | |
| I spent my whole life studying the Zero Point... | |
| And this is the first time I've really seen it... | |
| JONES: Hang on! I'm getting us to that third portal! | |
| Uh... so the wolves are new, right? | |
| WHOA! | |
| Alternate realities are breakin' through. We gotta keep moving. | |
| Oh oh oh, reality wave! Think human thoughts, think human thoughts, think human thoughts! | |
| I feel like reality just doesn't like me. | |
| That's a good look! It suits you. | |
| How we lookin' up there? | |
| JONES: We've only got one left! Hold on! | |
| We got company! | |
| Could use one of those reality waves right about now! | |
| Haha! Uh, well done! | |
| That's the last one! | |
| I think we got it! | |
| Whoa... That's intense... | |
| Okay, this next step is critical... | |
| Uh, everything okay up there? | |
| JONES: He must be sealing himself in... | |
| You don't have to do this! | |
| We're not leaving until this is done. | |
| He needs our help! C'mon! | |
| JONES: Overload the device?! | |
| I'll be trapped in the Loop! | |
| JONES: You have my word! | |
| Here... we... go! |
Portal Device On Ground[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| Use my device and close the portals. | |
| Take the rift device and close that portal. | |
| Keep looking for the rift device. | |
| You'll need my rift device. | |
| Use my device and close any portal you find! |
Player Inactivity[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| Sorry about this. Normally we do stuff... you know, and help, but uh... Butterfly. So. | |
| Look at you runnin' around, not being a butterfly... Must be nice. | |
| There isn't much time! | |
| Realities are imploding! We kinda gotta hurry! | |
| Would you please hurry!? | |
| Hurry, hurry hurry! | |
| I can't do this without you! | |
| It's not far! | |
| Keep moving! | |
| I respect the strategy, but we gotta move! | |
| I told him not to worry... but I am worried. I'm very worried, so please... do the thing! | |
| You're doing great up there! We're... just having technical difficulties, but... do not worry! |
Portal In Proximity[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| Portal ahead! | |
| Another portal! Close it down! | |
| C'mon! | |
| It's gotta be around here somewhere. | |
| Keep searching for portals. |
Player Going Wrong Way[]
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| Head back to the portals! | |
| Where are you going? We've got portals to close! |
Teleporting Player Back to Portal[]
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| I can teleport us right to the next portal! | |
| I'll get us back on track. | |
| Not this way! | |
| We're too far from the next portal. I'll get us back! |
Portal Device Tutorial[]
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| Start at the top and work your way down. Just like a zipper. | |
| Just aim for the portal, and pull the trigger. |
The Spire Quests
The Spire Quests[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| Listen to the Crystal Song... |
The End (Chapter 2)
The End (Chapter 2)[]
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| GUYS! | |
| (Laughs) That's the last one! We did It! | |
| Okay. I... may have dropped it... | |
| In... the Zero Point. | |
| You call this "safe"? | |
| Well, what about that!? |
Resistance Quests
Resistance Quests[]
Week 1[]
Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard, Rocky Reels, or Tilted Towers[]
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| JONES: Slone's got something major up her sleeve, so keeping tabs on her forces is critical. | |
| Our field recon cameras are ready for action, sooo you wanna maybe help me spy on my old crew? | |
| And if I get caught up on the latest IO gossip, you know, that's... just the... cost of doing business. |
Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard, Rocky Reels, or Tilted Towers[]
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| JONES: It should go without saying that if you get caught putting these up, you don't know me. | |
| But... I dunno, you've heard good things. | |
| JONES: Camera online. One more to go. | |
| JONES: Nice work. | |
| Did I put the batteries in? I did. Didn't--? I'm, like... 80% sure that I put the batteries in. |
Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost[]
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| JONES: Well, looks like the Imagined Order DOD--that's Department of Dirigibles--finally got their combat blimps in the field. | |
| If I'm remembering the prototypes correctly, there's like a ton of remote servers aboard those things. | |
| Get a data scraper onto one of those blimps. |
Plant a Data Scraper at the tail of an IO airship[]
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| JONES: We'll send someone to pick that up later. And by "someone," I mean you. (chuckle) | |
| You can get down yourself, right? |
Week 2[]
Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]
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| JONES: I know how much you love smashing up tanks, but The Scientist apparently needs a whole one to reverse engineer, so... | |
| Securing an enemy tank is about as safe as it sounds... which is why I volunteered you. | |
| All you gotta do is deliver a tank to one of the bases I've marked on your map. | |
| "Or die trying." Yeah, that last bit was from The Foundation and I'm not entirely sure he was kidding. (chuckle) So... good luck! |
Deliver a tank to a Seven outpost[]
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| JONES: Oh yeah! Thank you. | |
| I made some big, BIG promises to The Seven regarding the tank heist, and I had like... I mean, NO back up plan. | |
| So... I think you just became my favorite Looper. | |
| Alrighty! Let's leave The Seven to their...backwards engineering or whatever it is that they're really up to. |
Establish Device Uplink near the central Gas Station[]
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| JONES: You know my buddy, Peely? Yeah. He's about... one banana tall? Kinda quiet? Bruises easily? | |
| Uh... He accidentally drank some smoothie, which I guess bananas shouldn't do, and he had a vision. | |
| At least I think so, he's...very hard to understand. But the upshot is... you gotta teach my bro-nana, uh... to drive. |
Refuel a vehicle[]
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| JONES: Thanks for doing this. Peely doesn't always make sense, but his...you know... His sticker's in the right place. |
Drive in a car or truck without going off-road[]
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| JONES: Peely says, "Thank you!" And also says, "The prophecy will soon be fulfilled." So...you got that goin' for you, which is nice. |
Cross Behemoth Bridge in a vehicle[]
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| JONES: And that is how you teach a banana to drive. Which, (laughing) you know, now that I... say that out loud, seems like a mistake. Still, nice job! |
Week 4[]
Establish Device Uplink near Sanctuary[]
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| JONES: I need you to roll out our anti-tank rounds to The Seven's personnel across the Island. | |
| Keep your comms open while you're delivering them. We need to talk. |
Place Anti-Tank Rounds[]
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| JONES: You know, not to brag but before I left the Imagined Order, I was somewhat of an expert on The Seven. | |
| And one thing we were certain of was that they worked as a unified, dedicated group. | |
| The Imagined Order still thinks that but, ehhh, I'm not so certain. It makes me nervous. | |
| JONES: Between you and me, we need to know what's going on with The Seven. | |
| This lack of trust could have been a real problem. | |
| We need to resolve it before the IO catches wind. | |
| JONES: Good work. | |
| Look, don't share anything I told you. Okay? We're just going to watch and be smart. | |
| We need The Seven united. If something is driving a wedge, we need to know. |
Week 5[]
Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: You're still finding four different weapon rarities out there, right? | |
| And like, weapons in general? Because... I'm seeing Loopers running around with nothing but floppers and bandages. | |
| I'm pretty sure it's user error, but I'll need you to mark four different weapon rarities in the field to prove it. |
Mark weapons of different rarities to show Loopers how to identify them[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: See, I knew it! It's like I'm saying, "Grab weapon," but they're hearing, "Prepare dinner." | |
| JONES: I'm no longer worried about weapon availability, but I am having some major concerns about Looper combat training. | |
| JONES: See? It's not that hard. Why can't they all be like you? Don't change, okay? Just...never change. You are perfect. | |
| JONES: I hope everyone's paying attention because THAT is how we prepare for battle. | |
| We're making war out here, Loopers, not some sort of weird potluck where half the people bring bandages. |
Week 6[]
Establish Device Uplink near Loot Lake[]
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| JONES: This will not come as a surprise, but IO management loves doomsday machines. LOVES 'em. | |
| There's even a Doomsday Division at HQ. Oh man, their softball team is awful, but they will one day destroy us all, so... kind of a wash. | |
| We have very credible intel that one of the IO's doomsday devices is now in production. | |
| We need to find out everything we can while we still can. Hit the field, I'll prep the cameras. |
Establish Device Uplink near Loot Lake[]
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| JONES: Yeah, well, this is the place. Once you're done, get moving. This is not the time to get caught. | |
| JONES: Yeah, I already don't like what I'm seeing. Stay the course and be smart. | |
| JONES: Nicely done. Now get out of there. | |
| I have a very bad feeling that we are not ready for what we're gonna find out. |
Week 7[]
Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard or Chonkers Speedway[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: War may be fought on the battlefield, but it is won in hearts and minds. | |
| That's where we're going to spend a little time screwing with the IO's propaganda machine. | |
| My new counter-propaganda mixtape drops as soon as you hack into the IO's loudspeakers, so... | |
| C'mon! You. Me. Hearts. Minds. Let's make it happen. |
Hack IO Loudspeakers[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: Attention, IO forces. This is Doctor Slone. | |
| And this is what my voice normally sounds like. | |
| (ahem) As of this broadcast, we officially surrender. | |
| Ask no follow up questions, just... drop your weapons and run. | |
| JONES: So, y'all didn't fall for the first trick. Well, I expected that. | |
| So... Stage Two. Infighting! | |
| I've, uh... posted everyone's salaries on the IO shared drive. | |
| Check it out before you grab your weapons and risk your life for your benevolent Imagined Order overlords. | |
| Make sure to discuss amongst yourselves! (laughing) Have fun! | |
| JONES: (sing-song) Slooone, it's meeee! Your sworn enemy talking to you on your own security system! | |
| (normal speech) Ah, you know, I was gonna make fun of you but... but look... | |
| I promise you, you're on the wrong side of things here. But there is still time to make the right choice. | |
| I mean it! But... you know, since this is counter-propaganda, I can't end things on an emotionally honest note. (laughing) | |
| So. Uh, here's an endless loop of Peely's favorite annoying sounds! |
Establish Device Uplink near Camp Cuddle or Shifty Shafts[]
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| JONES: You know, it's the strangest thing. I can't find my old Imagined Order credentials. | |
| Luckily, the IO is built on mutual distrust and paranoia, so there is always a workaround. | |
| So let's brute force this problem. If you see IO files in the wild, smash 'em open. And I'll do the rest. |
Destroy a white filing cabinet and collect the files[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: "Emergency Data Redundancy Protocol." That's it! | |
| "In the event of network integrity failure, credentials can be manually reset at Site 4862." | |
| Okay. According to this Imagined Order Island Guide, 4862 is... | |
| Covert Cavern. See you there. |
Establish Device Uplink near Seven Outpost II or Seven Outpost V[]
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| JONES: Hey, you made it! Ready to hack into a top-secret Imagined Order server? Eh? | |
| We'll either find priceless intel, or a really juicy memo about whoever's been stealing lunches from the staff fridge. | |
| (mockingly) I'll bet you it was "Agent Gunnar, Level 5." |
Hack an IO Server in Command Cavern[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: Look at this haul! We got war plans, blueprints, complete background on The Seven... | |
| Except for The Sisters. Huh. Their files have been wiped. | |
| Wait, wait, wait, wait. EVERYTHING related to The Sisters has been wiped. | |
| That's not how their system works. NOTHING is erased. EVER. | |
| It's not even supposed to be possible! |
Week 8[]
Establish Device Uplink near The Daily Bugle or The Joneses[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: That party was awesome! (laughing) Somebody told you it was your job to clean up, right? | |
| I mean, I can help. A little. I could use a little...post-party debrief to clear my head. |
Destroy trash laying around Sanctuary[]
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| JONES: I'm concerned I got a little... festive last night. | |
| And I have a distinct memory of bragging to The Imagined about, you know, (laughing) all the secret IO stuff that I know. | |
| Is it weird that she wanted to know so much about how their file system worked? | |
| Answering my own question: Yes. Yes, it is. | |
| JONES: I think... (trying to remember) The Imagined told me something important last night. What was it? | |
| Think, think, think. Nope! No. Oh. Ow. Stop thinking. Thinking hurts. Ignorance. Oh, that's the place to be. | |
| JONES: That's it! The Imagined said she's sick of not knowing who she is! | |
| And every time she looks for answers, it's like someone is one step ahead of her. | |
| And then I made what I thought was, like, a hilarious joke, that upon further reflection... | |
| (embarassed) Makes me want to stop thinking about this...entirely. |
Week 9[]
Establish Device Uplink near Sleepy Sound or Camp Cuddle[]
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| JONES: I'll have you know I spent the better part of the day trying to heal the schism between Paradigm and The Seven. | |
| Long story short, The Seven is recommissioning the Mech and we don't know if Paradigm will pilot it. | |
| So, there. You're all caught up. Now, I need to do literally anything else. | |
| C'mon, we're goin' fishing! ...For small, long-lost, waterlogged Mech parts. |
Collect Mech Parts from fishing holes[]
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| JONES: Well, we're doin' our part. Now let's just hope The Seven do their part. |
Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]
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| JONES: The more I look into The Sisters, the less I understand. | |
| The Imagined especially seems really, really into finding old IO personnel files. | |
| I do know of a super secret analog database that might have answers. | |
| Let's see if we can figure out what she's looking for. |
Download personnel files from the old IO servers[]
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| JONES: Someone else is looking through these files. And judging by what I'm seeing, they're looking at the same data. | |
| I'm seeing records for the Foundation, The Origin, The Paradigm, but... nothing on The Sisters. Again! | |
| Their files have just been deleted by-- ...Whoa. | |
| Geno. |
Establish Device Uplink near Seven Outpost[]
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| JONES: If we live through this, let's just leave the part where we lose the giant enemy fortress OUT of the history books. | |
| ...Unless my brilliant plan saves the day. | |
| The Fortress can go into hiding. But no matter where it goes rumbling off to, it leaves a seismic signature. | |
| I've installed a seismometer to track the IO's attack base, but I need your help to calibrate it. |
Jump nearby a Seismometer[]
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| JONES: If the fortress jumps within 50 meters of the seismograph, we'll be the first to know. | |
| Oh! Actually, I- I think we're already getting some data here. | |
| ...And I really wish I knew what any of this meant. |
Week 10[]
Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]
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| JONES: Yo. New ultra-top-secret plans are in from The Origin. | |
| He wants us to cut the IO's power. Stat. | |
| C'mon. Let's go mess up some control panels and ruin their day. |
Cut power to Control Panels inside Command Cavern[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: Most parts of war are awful, but this? This I could do all day. | |
| Ugh, there is NOTHING better than breaking something you don't have to fix! | |
| JONES: Well. If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em. I always say. | |
| JONES: There's not much I can think of that requires that much juice... | |
| ...Other than the IO's combat shielding. | |
| I need to update Sanctuary. You keep up the good work. |
Week 11[]
Establish Device Uplink near Camp Cuddle or The Joneses[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
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| JONES: There's nothing I want more than to give you an inspirational speech right now. | |
| To tell you how much this battle matters, and how important each and every one of you are. | |
| But, looking at our stats, I think we need every last second we have for target practice. | |
| This is not a joke. | |
| Grab the weapon the Loopers voted for and do some damage. | |
| I know the Loopers are a peace-loving bunch, but you gotta try aiming. You'll love what it does for you! |
Damage opponents with the MK-Seven Assault Rifle[]
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| JONES: That's what I'm talking about! | |
| You're hitting targets! Taking clean shots! You're AIMING. See how great that is? | |
| You've made me proud today. | |
| But nowhere near as proud as I'll be when you take this Island back from Slone and her goons! |
Establish Device Uplink near Condo Canyon or Logjam Lumberyard[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: (off mic) Alright, alright. Chill out. I'll ask. | |
| (to player) Uh, (ahem) so... Peely's prepping for his driving test and he would like for you to give him a, uh...last-minute refresher. | |
| Could you take a little cruise between a couple of The Seven's camps? | |
| But keep it under 60. Alright? No "peeling" out! |
Drive a car or truck between two Seven Outposts without exceeding a speed of 60[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Please slow down, okay? Peely's very impressionable! | |
| JONES: Watch your speed! Banana on board! | |
| JONES: Keep it under 60! | |
| JONES: Hey, nice driving! | |
| Well, Peely... the rest is up to you, buddy. | |
| Good luck. |
Collision
Collision[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: So those are the "improvised" repairs the Scientist talked about? | |
| JONES: Comms check. Jones, reporting in. | |
| ORIGIN: Validate peripheral pneumatic function. | |
| JONES: Nope, no-- Nothing yet. | |
| JONES: Ground team, standing by for further orders. | |
| JONES: Still no sign of Slone. | |
| JONES: (frustrated sigh) Look at this, backups of backups, alarms, trip wires... | |
| If I didn't know better I'd say this is Slone's handiwork. | |
| JONES: Yeah you and me both. | |
| JONES: Alright - I gotta ask. | |
| This whole... total destruction thing just doesn't feel like Slone to me. | |
| She does whatever it takes to win but... she's not a monster. | |
| JONES: Hold on. Do you seriously mean that... | |
| JONES: Well, I told you I'd get you Geno, so... You're welcome? | |
| JONES: Shield generators marked and accounted for. | |
| We're gonna make this a big ol' walk in the park for you, moon base. | |
| JONES: Good luck up there Mech Team. | |
| We've got your back. | |
| JONES: Hey so, Big Guy, after this I think it's time I get my own Seven-y name. | |
| JONES: Now just stay with me here. Like what about The Infiltrator. Or, ooh! The Hunter... | |
| Oh! The Legend. | |
| JONES: Oh, so we got one vote for The Legend. Great. Yeah, we'll come back to it. | |
| JONES: Origin, we need your help. | |
| We're pinned down, outnumbered ten to one, and low on ammo. | |
| I need you to find us a way... | |
| Oh, actually. Hang-- hang on. Foundation is... | |
| JONES: Uh. Hmm. | |
| Yeah, we're, ah... we're good. | |
| JONES: I thought we agreed this was a stealth mission. | |
| JONES: I mean that's true but - | |
| JONES: N-- N-- Nothing. | |
| JONES: All shields disabled. We're good to move. | |
| JONES: Got all three. | |
| JONES: Yep. All... four. Just one second... | |
| JONES: We are good. | |
| JONES: Oof. Origin. You're not going to like this. | |
| The Imagined Order has full schematics for our mech. Weapons. Comm systems... | |
| Battle plans. | |
| JONES: Okay, ya don't sound concerned. | |
| JONES: You just punched that guy through a wall! | |
| JONES: And It was a... a little... | |
| I'm glad you're on our side. | |
| JONES: Whoa whoa whoa, didn't we already hit this base? | |
| Why are we still getting elevated energy readings? | |
| Origin? What's the story here? | |
| JONES: ... I don't like it. | |
| JONES: Ground team standing by. | |
| We'll have those shields down by the time you reach the island. | |
| After all, they do call me the Legend. | |
| JONES: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing we can't handle, just... as soon as we... figure it out. | |
| JONES: Yep, what he said. | |
| JONES: (worried) Paradigm! Come in! Do you copy? | |
| JONES: Don't worry. I know a guy. | |
| JONES: (into comms) It's your time to shine, buddy. | |
| JONES: We've eliminated the shields! | |
| JONES: The Collider's exposed. | |
| JONES: Can you hear me? | |
| JONES: Anybody hurt? | |
| JONES: C'mon! C'mon! On your feet! Let's go! | |
| JONES: I don't think Slone's too happy we're here. | |
| JONES: And she has a tank. So we gotta go. | |
| JONES: Stay down and follow me! | |
| JONES: Incoming fire! | |
| JONES: Help me take out those guards! | |
| JONES: The Zero Point's shifting realities. | |
| JONES: Keep your distance unless you want to go... | |
| JONES: ... wherever that is. | |
| JONES: I got it - | |
| JONES: Hey! | |
| JONES: Over here! | |
| JONES: And teamwork! High five! Whew! | |
| JONES: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - hold your fire! | |
| JONES: Slone, you don't have to do this! | |
| JONES: Um... look out? | |
| JONES: Uh... who is that? | |
| JONES: Let's go! |
Paradise Quests
Paradise Quests[]
Part 1[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: So, quick recap: The Seven are gone, Paradigm's jumped into the Zero Point... | |
| And it's all down to us to figure out what's going on with the Island. | |
| We should start here. See if The Seven left anything useful behind. | |
| JONES: So... The Scientist's computer seems a little upset... | |
| JONES: But, she might have some valuable data for us to use, so... | |
| Head to the Reality Tree. By then, she'll be back online and ready to scan. | |
| JONES: Computer, scan the strange growth on the tree. | |
| JONES: I'll get closer to the speaker... (ahem) COMPUTER. SCAN TREE. | |
| JONES: I'm gonna...go find that manual. | |
| You should follow this growth to the roots to see if it's infecting the soil. | |
| JONES: The, uh... stuff, is making a sound, but there's something else layered on top... | |
| Computer, record. | |
| JONES: Look. Are you gonna help us out here, AMIE, or what? 'Cause we're trying to save the Island. | |
| (inspiration striking) ...And The Scientist! | |
| JONES: This signal sounds like a bunch of different military codes all jumbled together. | |
| JONES: We're going. But... Listen, AMIE, I need your very useful databases to focus on the bigger picture here. 'Kay? | |
| Cause if I don't save the Island, The Scientist will have nothing to come back to. | |
| Now, we gotta decode that message. | |
| JONES: So The Paradigm has asked us to send her a sign. | |
| If we can unscramble messages coming FROM the tree... | |
| We can re-scramble messages going TO the tree. | |
| JONES: Collect some parts for AMIE, and she'll build us a translator. (to AMIE) WON'T YOU?! | |
| JONES: ...(ahem) Recording message... (into device) Paradigm, It's Jones. We're reading you loud and clear. | |
| Take this translator to the tree. It's time for a field test. | |
| JONES: Did she say "nothing?" Or-or-or-or "The Nothing," Capital T, Capital N? | |
| JONES: I, uh... heard you need my help testing the Chrome's environmental adaptability. | |
| JONES: Uh, go ahead and place the Chrome samples into the Chrome test chamber at the lab. | |
| JONES: So, what, there's really nothing we can do? | |
| JONES: Believe me, there are other robots I'd rather team up with. I'd prefer a toaster at this point! | |
| JONES: AMIE-- (holding back frustration) The only way to save The Scientist is to save the Island. | |
| JONES: (exhale) ...I'm sorry for calling you a toaster, AMIE. | |
| Help AMIE find The Origin's Chrome battle plans. | |
| JONES: The Origin wanted to launch an attack on the Herald. | |
| JONES: Get your weapons ready. We've gotta take down the Herald. | |
| JONES: So? How did that go? Everyone okay? | |
| That message from The Paradigm was our signal to go dark for a bit. | |
| But I promise, this is our best shot at saving the Island And The Scientist. | |
| JONES: I'll be back in touch when the next phase of the plan is active. |
Part 2[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: We've been in a bit of a holding pattern, waiting for the next phase of my orders to trigger. | |
| JONES: The translator's picking up a weak signal, which means... The Paradigm's back. | |
| JONES: Here. AMIE built these new signal boosters to, um... well, you know. Boost the tree's signal. So... | |
| Point the signal boosters at the tree. And we'll pick up The Paradigm's message. | |
| JONES: Pffttt, yeah, dumpsters, obviously. We sh-should have thought of that... | |
| (ahem) Search some dumpsters for The Scientist's vitally important, reality-saving research. | |
| JONES: Well. They're here... and they smell horrible. Ugh. | |
| I know you love him, AMIE, but you gotta admit the guy's a little... | |
| JONES: Yeah, I was thinking something else, but let's... split the diff and go with "eccentric." | |
| JONES: Well, that's everything. Cards on the table. AMIE, still onboard? | |
| JONES: We need to tether ourselves to the Island's energy using these Zero Point attunement anchors. | |
| We have to place them in sync. So once your anchor is down, send me a signal to place mine. | |
| JONES: These anchors will either hold us together... | |
| JONES: Probably not that! We're gonna be FINE. | |
| JONES: Now that we've got the anchors set up... | |
| We should refocus on getting the last of The Scientist's notes for The Paradigm. | |
| JONES: You KNOW I love that idea, but there's gotta be a way to send all of it at once. | |
| We should look into how the Zero Point is communicating. Maybe take some energy signature readings. | |
| Pick up a sensor backpack and get some energy readings at Loot Lake. | |
| JONES: Hey Aims? See anything helpful in the dataset? | |
| JONES: Ooh, that could have been interesting. | |
| JONES: Yes, sorry. Of course. The Scientist would be very proud of you. | |
| JONES: I'll, uh, set up some equipment and take Zero Point readings. | |
| All you have to do is survive the storm. | |
| JONES: "Understa--" ...Aims? Do we know someone who speaks tree? | |
| JONES: Bushy thinks he can do it! Heh. | |
| JONES: Take these seeds and plant them across the Island to triangulate his signal. | |
| JONES: Hey, AMIE? Thanks for everything... Best friend. | |
| JONES: Just- just friends, then. Got it. |
Unused[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: I've been thinking about rifts lately. Those, uh, things are basically energy portals pre-attuned to the Zero Point AND the Island. | |
| And I also know the... you know, the loot llamas create rifts when they, um... uh... go away? | |
| JONES: Okay, good, 'cause-- Wait, constantly? | |
| JONES: Uh-huh... Uh... Chase a loot llama. Let 'em escape and use the rift left behind. |
Chapter 5: Season 3 Story Quests
Chapter 5: Season 3 Story Quests[]
Talk to Hope and Jones[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: I just dethroned the king of Olympus. I think I've earned some down time. | |
| JONES: I don't care. | |
| JONES: (grunt)... okay. |
Damage opponents while boosting in vehicles[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Welcome back. | |
| Just so you know, Hope has a little bit of a habit of picking a fight with the biggest bully she can find... | |
| So, we should make sure we are in fighting shape. She's got her sights set on Megalo Don. |
Collect surveillance devices at different Wasteland locations[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Like bad something? Or bad bad something. |
Part 2[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Was there something on the tapes? | |
| JONES: Okay, you don't seem so sure. |
Upload data to Hope from Terminals at Redline Rig[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Good news team, | |
| Megalo Don has exactly one competent engineer, and she is splitting her time between building the pipeline... | |
| And defending the refinery from people like us. | |
| We have time, but the second they get that nitro flowing we lose. Megalo Don will be unstoppable. |
Damage opponents at Megalo Depot or Brutal Beachhead[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Uh, yeah, uh... ya know, not to critique your plan but... is that a thing that you should be doing? | |
| JONES: It's just... your family doesn't have a great track record of uh... you know, not destroying the world. |
Steal the Pandora Gem at Brutal Beachhead[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: First, I want to say I trust you... | |
| JONES: Hope. I have direct experience with this sort of thing... when I got lost in the Zero Point... I... | |
| ... I got all the way lost. So, just leave it alone. Power like that can't be controlled. Best case, it destroys you. Best case. |
Part 4[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: The next gem is with a situation named Peabody. Now I've been watching them for a week and I don't think they're hostile. | |
| Maybe the bottom guy is, but the top guy seems to be in charge. I think he's in charge, I dunno, I'm more of a banana guy. |
Bounce on bouncy tires near Pea Bois HQ[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: And he's "around somewhere" but we'll know when we see him. | |
| Peas are not helpful they are indeed frightening very very frightening |
Part 5[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Mmhmm, is that you speaking? Or is this some sort of Pandora's Box power thing?" | |
| Asking because your tone is frightening. |
Ask Brite Raider or Rust about the pipeline explosion[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Oh, GREAT. Cuz he seems trustworthy. Why are you talking to Magneto? | |
| JONES: Things are about to get weird, aren't they? |
Survey the damage at Redline Rig[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hey, I know you. You're not going to let that happen. |
Chapter 5: Season 4 Story Quests
Chapter 5: Season 4 Story Quests[]
Investigate the Redline Rig for evidence[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hey, pal! I've been looking for you-- Whoa, what is that?. | |
| JONES: A prototype? | |
| JONES: You should take a closer look at it, Hope. | |
| JONES: Oh, it's part of the whole "Subject-of-a-Dark-Prophecy" Job description. | |
| Whew. Been there. |
Loot a Doctor Doom Chest[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: So, Find anything interesting in there?. | |
| Maybe something shipping-manifest shaped? | |
| If Doom's building new armor, he has to be sending those armor materials to himself. | |
| If those shipments have a paper trail, we can use that information to find Doom. | |
| And if I find Doom... it's one less thing for Hope to worry about. | |
| I've been there. Leading reality's fearless defenders really weighs on a person. | |
| She's got a whole army of people on her side - some of 'em are even Avengers! | |
| She's ready for this. She just needs to go for it. | |
| Jones does not say this. He instead says: "And maybe get some more future-seeing face time with that prophetic water ghost friend of hers. | |
| You know back in my day, we did this kind of thing with nothin' but a banana and what I think was maybe an.. angry snowglobe? | |
| Heh... ah things change. |
Deal damage to opponents while hovering with the War Machine's Hover Jets[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Exactly as you foretold. | |
| JONES: Wow, kind of a vibe-killer. | |
| JONES: Hey, you are basically a glass of water. I can and will drink you. |
Complete SHADOW Briefings[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Shuri thinks she can reverse the energetic flow of the Rift beacons with Rift Recalibrators. | |
| That would give us the power to send Doom through a controlled Rift, and away from the Island. | |
| JONES: Sounds good to me. Let's do this. |
Damage an opponent within 10 seconds of exiting a hiding place[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: This place feels... Off. | |
| JONES: ...I don't know why I keep thinking you're going to finish up a confusing thought with something less confusing. | |
| JONES: Well then... I guess we have an illusion to... un-illusionify. | |
| JONES: I'll make it catch on. |
Destroy surveillance cameras[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hey, there it is. There's that fire. | |
| You feel what you feel right now? That burning need to right an injustice? | |
| That's why we follow your lead. That's what's gonna take Doom down. I just know it! | |
| JONES: Nuh uh, you're wrong. That fire inside you is special. You just have to believe that it is. | |
| JONES: Believe me. It's everything. |
Graffiti Doomstadt[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Shuri's made replacements. | |
| Once Emma Frost is neutralized, we will be ready to rift Doom out of here whenever he reappears. | |
| You doing okay? You seem better. | |
| JONES: Yeah it did! Look at YOU, accepting the hero's mantle. |
Talk to Iron Man about his equipment[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hey, Tony's back! | |
| Now in my experience, Stark tech is very good at taking down scary megalomaniacs. | |
| And his support might help Hope accept she's the hero the prophecy foretold her to be. | |
| Sometimes all you need to build a little confidence is a big thumbs up from Iron Man himself. | |
| That's why that poster is on my bunk wall. No other reason. |
Fly over Castle Doom with Iron Man's Flight Kit[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: I'm getting a nice strong signal from those Rift Recalibrators up
here. | |
| JONES: Can I be vulnerable with you for a sec? | |
| JONES: When the Society took Peely... I couldn't focus on anything but vengeance. | |
| Watching you choose justice, and do the right thing over and over again... | |
| It helped me find my way back to who I really am. | |
| JONES: Exactly! You get me. See? This is why we make such a great team. |
Damage vehicles with the Unibeam while flying[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: That is satisfying. | |
| What's the word? Are we moving in on Emma? | |
| JONES: Aww... I remember ironing out my first contingencies. | |
| They grow up so fast. | |
| JONES: Seriously. I'm proud of you. |
Place Stark Power Dampeners at The Raft[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hope! COME IN! | |
| JONES: No, no, no, it's uh... uh... | |
| The Rift Beacons picked up a hostile signal. | |
| A really, really big hostile signal. | |
| And it's getting closer. | |
| JONES: We are ready. YOU are ready. | |
| First things first, let's neutralize Emma. Then we can deal with the big guy. | |
| ...Hope? |
Chapter 7: Season 2 Weekly Highlights Quests
Chapter 7: Season 2 Weekly Highlights Quests[]
Find Hope and Jones' audio logs scattered around the Island[]
#1[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: So, Hope, um... what's up with those Elites? | |
| JONES: Uh-huh. And... we're sure we want to throw in with them? | |
| JONES: Because, they're very (shudders) 'violence-forward'. |
#2[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Hey, Hope. You're, uh... staring creepily into space? | |
| JONES: More than usual... | |
| JONES: Well, good. You know just if you do get a vision, let's, uh... try for something good, yeah? | |
| JONES: The Legend victorious, Dark Voyager exploding, you know the... the drill. |
#3[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Yeah, well, good luck. You have any idea how much power something like that would take? | |
| JONES: Hopefully more than anyone has. | |
| JONES: Because if he gets full control of the Zero Point... it's over. |
#4[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: I do know someone, but she's, uh... dangerous. | |
| JONES: Both dangerous. But, I do trust her. I think. | |
| JONES: (laughs) Foundation won't, though. |
#5[]
| Audio | Subtitle |
|---|---|
| JONES: Yeah, what does that guy even want? | |
| JONES: Ooh. Do not let Foundation hear you call him that. |
