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JONES: Looper?
You again?
Never mind. Look sharp, we're savin' reality.
JONES: It wasn't me! There was... an incident.
JONES: Well, we're not givin' up!
JONES: We've got portals! Not good!
JONES: So... we should close them?
JONES: Yep, gotcha, we're on it!
Yes! Got it!

JONES: Copy! We'll keep watch!
Reality waves can change anything in the blink of--
I'm a butterfly.
JONES: I'm a Butterfly now, so... NO!
I guess you're up.
I'm gonna need you to be my eyes and ears...
...And arms... and legs.
You're gonna have to close those portals!
Can you handle it?
Haha, of course you can. Let's go.
There is no way this is good... but it is beautiful.
JONES: Copy that!
I see three more portals, but that next one is really far.
I wish we could-- whoa, whoa, WHOA!
I CAN TELEPORT?!
Get down!
We're gonna need to find a way past the hunters!
Actually... never mind.
You look... AMAZING!
I spent my whole life studying the Zero Point...
And this is the first time I've really seen it...
JONES: Hang on! I'm getting us to that third portal!
Uh... so the wolves are new, right?
WHOA!
Alternate realities are breakin' through. We gotta keep moving.
Oh oh oh, reality wave! Think human thoughts, think human thoughts, think human thoughts!
I feel like reality just doesn't like me.
That's a good look! It suits you.
How we lookin' up there?
JONES: We've only got one left! Hold on!
We got company!
Could use one of those reality waves right about now!
Haha! Uh, well done!
That's the last one!
I think we got it!
Whoa... That's intense...
Okay, this next step is critical...
Uh, everything okay up there?
JONES: He must be sealing himself in...
You don't have to do this!
We're not leaving until this is done.
He needs our help! C'mon!
JONES: Overload the device?!
I'll be trapped in the Loop!
JONES: You have my word!
Here... we... go!

Portal Device On Ground[]

Audio Subtitle
Use my device and close the portals.
Take the rift device and close that portal.
Keep looking for the rift device.
You'll need my rift device.
Use my device and close any portal you find!

Player Inactivity[]

Audio Subtitle
Sorry about this. Normally we do stuff... you know, and help, but uh... Butterfly. So.
Look at you runnin' around, not being a butterfly... Must be nice.
There isn't much time!
Realities are imploding! We kinda gotta hurry!
Would you please hurry!?
Hurry, hurry hurry!
I can't do this without you!
It's not far!
Keep moving!
I respect the strategy, but we gotta move!
I told him not to worry... but I am worried. I'm very worried, so please... do the thing!
You're doing great up there! We're... just having technical difficulties, but... do not worry!

Portal In Proximity[]

Audio Subtitle
Portal ahead!
Another portal! Close it down!
C'mon!
It's gotta be around here somewhere.
Keep searching for portals.

Player Going Wrong Way[]

Audio Subtitle
Head back to the portals!
Where are you going? We've got portals to close!

Teleporting Player Back to Portal[]

Audio Subtitle
I can teleport us right to the next portal!
I'll get us back on track.
Not this way!
We're too far from the next portal. I'll get us back!

Portal Device Tutorial[]

Audio Subtitle
Start at the top and work your way down. Just like a zipper.
Just aim for the portal, and pull the trigger.
The Spire Quests
The End (Chapter 2)
Resistance Quests

Resistance Quests[]

Week 1[]

Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard, Rocky Reels, or Tilted Towers[]

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JONES: Slone's got something major up her sleeve, so keeping tabs on her forces is critical.
Our field recon cameras are ready for action, sooo you wanna maybe help me spy on my old crew?
And if I get caught up on the latest IO gossip, you know, that's... just the... cost of doing business.

Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard, Rocky Reels, or Tilted Towers[]

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JONES: It should go without saying that if you get caught putting these up, you don't know me.
But... I dunno, you've heard good things.
JONES: Camera online. One more to go.
JONES: Nice work.
Did I put the batteries in? I did. Didn't--? I'm, like... 80% sure that I put the batteries in.

Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost[]

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JONES: Well, looks like the Imagined Order DOD--that's Department of Dirigibles--finally got their combat blimps in the field.
If I'm remembering the prototypes correctly, there's like a ton of remote servers aboard those things.
Get a data scraper onto one of those blimps.

Plant a Data Scraper at the tail of an IO airship[]

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JONES: We'll send someone to pick that up later. And by "someone," I mean you. (chuckle)
You can get down yourself, right?

Week 2[]

Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]

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JONES: I know how much you love smashing up tanks, but The Scientist apparently needs a whole one to reverse engineer, so...
Securing an enemy tank is about as safe as it sounds... which is why I volunteered you.
All you gotta do is deliver a tank to one of the bases I've marked on your map.
"Or die trying." Yeah, that last bit was from The Foundation and I'm not entirely sure he was kidding. (chuckle) So... good luck!

Deliver a tank to a Seven outpost[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Oh yeah! Thank you.
I made some big, BIG promises to The Seven regarding the tank heist, and I had like... I mean, NO back up plan.
So... I think you just became my favorite Looper.
Alrighty! Let's leave The Seven to their...backwards engineering or whatever it is that they're really up to.

Establish Device Uplink near the central Gas Station[]

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JONES: You know my buddy, Peely? Yeah. He's about... one banana tall? Kinda quiet? Bruises easily?
Uh... He accidentally drank some smoothie, which I guess bananas shouldn't do, and he had a vision.
At least I think so, he's...very hard to understand. But the upshot is... you gotta teach my bro-nana, uh... to drive.

Refuel a vehicle[]

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JONES: Thanks for doing this. Peely doesn't always make sense, but his...you know... His sticker's in the right place.

Drive in a car or truck without going off-road[]

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JONES: Peely says, "Thank you!" And also says, "The prophecy will soon be fulfilled." So...you got that goin' for you, which is nice.

Cross Behemoth Bridge in a vehicle[]

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JONES: And that is how you teach a banana to drive. Which, (laughing) you know, now that I... say that out loud, seems like a mistake. Still, nice job!

Week 4[]

Establish Device Uplink near Sanctuary[]

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JONES: I need you to roll out our anti-tank rounds to The Seven's personnel across the Island.
Keep your comms open while you're delivering them. We need to talk.

Place Anti-Tank Rounds[]

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JONES: You know, not to brag but before I left the Imagined Order, I was somewhat of an expert on The Seven.
And one thing we were certain of was that they worked as a unified, dedicated group.
The Imagined Order still thinks that but, ehhh, I'm not so certain. It makes me nervous.
JONES: Between you and me, we need to know what's going on with The Seven.
This lack of trust could have been a real problem.
We need to resolve it before the IO catches wind.
JONES: Good work.
Look, don't share anything I told you. Okay? We're just going to watch and be smart.
We need The Seven united. If something is driving a wedge, we need to know.

Week 5[]

Establish Device Uplink near a Seven Outpost[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: You're still finding four different weapon rarities out there, right?
And like, weapons in general? Because... I'm seeing Loopers running around with nothing but floppers and bandages.
I'm pretty sure it's user error, but I'll need you to mark four different weapon rarities in the field to prove it.

Mark weapons of different rarities to show Loopers how to identify them[]

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JONES: See, I knew it! It's like I'm saying, "Grab weapon," but they're hearing, "Prepare dinner."
JONES: I'm no longer worried about weapon availability, but I am having some major concerns about Looper combat training.
JONES: See? It's not that hard. Why can't they all be like you? Don't change, okay? Just...never change. You are perfect.
JONES: I hope everyone's paying attention because THAT is how we prepare for battle.
We're making war out here, Loopers, not some sort of weird potluck where half the people bring bandages.

Week 6[]

Establish Device Uplink near Loot Lake[]

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JONES: This will not come as a surprise, but IO management loves doomsday machines. LOVES 'em.
There's even a Doomsday Division at HQ. Oh man, their softball team is awful, but they will one day destroy us all, so... kind of a wash.
We have very credible intel that one of the IO's doomsday devices is now in production.
We need to find out everything we can while we still can. Hit the field, I'll prep the cameras.

Establish Device Uplink near Loot Lake[]

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JONES: Yeah, well, this is the place. Once you're done, get moving. This is not the time to get caught.
JONES: Yeah, I already don't like what I'm seeing. Stay the course and be smart.
JONES: Nicely done. Now get out of there.
I have a very bad feeling that we are not ready for what we're gonna find out.

Week 7[]

Establish Device Uplink near Logjam Lumberyard or Chonkers Speedway[]

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JONES: War may be fought on the battlefield, but it is won in hearts and minds.
That's where we're going to spend a little time screwing with the IO's propaganda machine.
My new counter-propaganda mixtape drops as soon as you hack into the IO's loudspeakers, so...
C'mon! You. Me. Hearts. Minds. Let's make it happen.

Hack IO Loudspeakers[]

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JONES: Attention, IO forces. This is Doctor Slone.
And this is what my voice normally sounds like.
(ahem) As of this broadcast, we officially surrender.
Ask no follow up questions, just... drop your weapons and run.
JONES: So, y'all didn't fall for the first trick. Well, I expected that.
So... Stage Two. Infighting!
I've, uh... posted everyone's salaries on the IO shared drive.
Check it out before you grab your weapons and risk your life for your benevolent Imagined Order overlords.
Make sure to discuss amongst yourselves! (laughing) Have fun!
JONES: (sing-song) Slooone, it's meeee! Your sworn enemy talking to you on your own security system!
(normal speech) Ah, you know, I was gonna make fun of you but... but look...
I promise you, you're on the wrong side of things here. But there is still time to make the right choice.
I mean it! But... you know, since this is counter-propaganda, I can't end things on an emotionally honest note. (laughing)
So. Uh, here's an endless loop of Peely's favorite annoying sounds!

Establish Device Uplink near Camp Cuddle or Shifty Shafts[]

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JONES: You know, it's the strangest thing. I can't find my old Imagined Order credentials.
Luckily, the IO is built on mutual distrust and paranoia, so there is always a workaround.
So let's brute force this problem. If you see IO files in the wild, smash 'em open. And I'll do the rest.

Destroy a white filing cabinet and collect the files[]

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JONES: "Emergency Data Redundancy Protocol." That's it!
"In the event of network integrity failure, credentials can be manually reset at Site 4862."
Okay. According to this Imagined Order Island Guide, 4862 is...
Covert Cavern. See you there.

Establish Device Uplink near Seven Outpost II or Seven Outpost V[]

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JONES: Hey, you made it! Ready to hack into a top-secret Imagined Order server? Eh?
We'll either find priceless intel, or a really juicy memo about whoever's been stealing lunches from the staff fridge.
(mockingly) I'll bet you it was "Agent Gunnar, Level 5."

Hack an IO Server in Command Cavern[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Look at this haul! We got war plans, blueprints, complete background on The Seven...
Except for The Sisters. Huh. Their files have been wiped.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. EVERYTHING related to The Sisters has been wiped.
That's not how their system works. NOTHING is erased. EVER.
It's not even supposed to be possible!

Week 8[]

Establish Device Uplink near The Daily Bugle or The Joneses[]

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JONES: That party was awesome! (laughing) Somebody told you it was your job to clean up, right?
I mean, I can help. A little. I could use a little...post-party debrief to clear my head.

Destroy trash laying around Sanctuary[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I'm concerned I got a little... festive last night.
And I have a distinct memory of bragging to The Imagined about, you know, (laughing) all the secret IO stuff that I know.
Is it weird that she wanted to know so much about how their file system worked?
Answering my own question: Yes. Yes, it is.
JONES: I think... (trying to remember) The Imagined told me something important last night. What was it?
Think, think, think. Nope! No. Oh. Ow. Stop thinking. Thinking hurts. Ignorance. Oh, that's the place to be.
JONES: That's it! The Imagined said she's sick of not knowing who she is!
And every time she looks for answers, it's like someone is one step ahead of her.
And then I made what I thought was, like, a hilarious joke, that upon further reflection...
(embarassed) Makes me want to stop thinking about this...entirely.

Week 9[]

Establish Device Uplink near Sleepy Sound or Camp Cuddle[]

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JONES: I'll have you know I spent the better part of the day trying to heal the schism between Paradigm and The Seven.
Long story short, The Seven is recommissioning the Mech and we don't know if Paradigm will pilot it.
So, there. You're all caught up. Now, I need to do literally anything else.
C'mon, we're goin' fishing! ...For small, long-lost, waterlogged Mech parts.

Collect Mech Parts from fishing holes[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Well, we're doin' our part. Now let's just hope The Seven do their part.

Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]

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JONES: The more I look into The Sisters, the less I understand.
The Imagined especially seems really, really into finding old IO personnel files.
I do know of a super secret analog database that might have answers.
Let's see if we can figure out what she's looking for.

Download personnel files from the old IO servers[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Someone else is looking through these files. And judging by what I'm seeing, they're looking at the same data.
I'm seeing records for the Foundation, The Origin, The Paradigm, but... nothing on The Sisters. Again!
Their files have just been deleted by-- ...Whoa.
Geno.

Establish Device Uplink near Seven Outpost[]

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JONES: If we live through this, let's just leave the part where we lose the giant enemy fortress OUT of the history books.
...Unless my brilliant plan saves the day.
The Fortress can go into hiding. But no matter where it goes rumbling off to, it leaves a seismic signature.
I've installed a seismometer to track the IO's attack base, but I need your help to calibrate it.

Jump nearby a Seismometer[]

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JONES: If the fortress jumps within 50 meters of the seismograph, we'll be the first to know.
Oh! Actually, I- I think we're already getting some data here.
...And I really wish I knew what any of this meant.

Week 10[]

Establish Device Uplink near Command Cavern[]

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JONES: Yo. New ultra-top-secret plans are in from The Origin.
He wants us to cut the IO's power. Stat.
C'mon. Let's go mess up some control panels and ruin their day.

Cut power to Control Panels inside Command Cavern[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Most parts of war are awful, but this? This I could do all day.
Ugh, there is NOTHING better than breaking something you don't have to fix!
JONES: Well. If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em. I always say.
JONES: There's not much I can think of that requires that much juice...
...Other than the IO's combat shielding.
I need to update Sanctuary. You keep up the good work.

Week 11[]

Establish Device Uplink near Camp Cuddle or The Joneses[]

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JONES: There's nothing I want more than to give you an inspirational speech right now.
To tell you how much this battle matters, and how important each and every one of you are.
But, looking at our stats, I think we need every last second we have for target practice.
This is not a joke.
Grab the weapon the Loopers voted for and do some damage.
I know the Loopers are a peace-loving bunch, but you gotta try aiming. You'll love what it does for you!

Damage opponents with the MK-Seven Assault Rifle[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: That's what I'm talking about!
You're hitting targets! Taking clean shots! You're AIMING. See how great that is?
You've made me proud today.
But nowhere near as proud as I'll be when you take this Island back from Slone and her goons!

Establish Device Uplink near Condo Canyon or Logjam Lumberyard[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: (off mic) Alright, alright. Chill out. I'll ask.
(to player) Uh, (ahem) so... Peely's prepping for his driving test and he would like for you to give him a, uh...last-minute refresher.
Could you take a little cruise between a couple of The Seven's camps?
But keep it under 60. Alright? No "peeling" out!

Drive a car or truck between two Seven Outposts without exceeding a speed of 60[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Please slow down, okay? Peely's very impressionable!
JONES: Watch your speed! Banana on board!
JONES: Keep it under 60!
JONES: Hey, nice driving!
Well, Peely... the rest is up to you, buddy.
Good luck.
Collision

Collision[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: So those are the "improvised" repairs the Scientist talked about?
JONES: Comms check. Jones, reporting in.
ORIGIN: Validate peripheral pneumatic function.
JONES: Nope, no-- Nothing yet.
JONES: Ground team, standing by for further orders.
JONES: Still no sign of Slone.
JONES: (frustrated sigh) Look at this, backups of backups, alarms, trip wires...
If I didn't know better I'd say this is Slone's handiwork.
JONES: Yeah you and me both.
JONES: Alright - I gotta ask.
This whole... total destruction thing just doesn't feel like Slone to me.
She does whatever it takes to win but... she's not a monster.
JONES: Hold on. Do you seriously mean that...
JONES: Well, I told you I'd get you Geno, so... You're welcome?
JONES: Shield generators marked and accounted for.
We're gonna make this a big ol' walk in the park for you, moon base.
JONES: Good luck up there Mech Team.
We've got your back.
JONES: Hey so, Big Guy, after this I think it's time I get my own Seven-y name.
JONES: Now just stay with me here. Like what about The Infiltrator. Or, ooh! The Hunter...
Oh! The Legend.
JONES: Oh, so we got one vote for The Legend. Great. Yeah, we'll come back to it.
JONES: Origin, we need your help.
We're pinned down, outnumbered ten to one, and low on ammo.
I need you to find us a way...
Oh, actually. Hang-- hang on. Foundation is...
JONES: Uh. Hmm.
Yeah, we're, ah... we're good.
JONES: I thought we agreed this was a stealth mission.
JONES: I mean that's true but -
JONES: N-- N-- Nothing.
JONES: All shields disabled. We're good to move.
JONES: Got all three.
JONES: Yep. All... four. Just one second...
JONES: We are good.
JONES: Oof. Origin. You're not going to like this.
The Imagined Order has full schematics for our mech. Weapons. Comm systems...
Battle plans.
JONES: Okay, ya don't sound concerned.
JONES: You just punched that guy through a wall!
JONES: And It was a... a little...
I'm glad you're on our side.
JONES: Whoa whoa whoa, didn't we already hit this base?
Why are we still getting elevated energy readings?
Origin? What's the story here?
JONES: ... I don't like it.
JONES: Ground team standing by.
We'll have those shields down by the time you reach the island.
After all, they do call me the Legend.
JONES: Yeah, yeah, yeah, nothing we can't handle, just... as soon as we... figure it out.
JONES: Yep, what he said.
JONES: (worried) Paradigm! Come in! Do you copy?
JONES: Don't worry. I know a guy.
JONES: (into comms) It's your time to shine, buddy.
JONES: We've eliminated the shields!
JONES: The Collider's exposed.
JONES: Can you hear me?
JONES: Anybody hurt?
JONES: C'mon! C'mon! On your feet! Let's go!
JONES: I don't think Slone's too happy we're here.
JONES: And she has a tank. So we gotta go.
JONES: Stay down and follow me!
JONES: Incoming fire!
JONES: Help me take out those guards!
JONES: The Zero Point's shifting realities.
JONES: Keep your distance unless you want to go...
JONES: ... wherever that is.
JONES: I got it -
JONES: Hey!
JONES: Over here!
JONES: And teamwork! High five! Whew!
JONES: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait - hold your fire!
JONES: Slone, you don't have to do this!
JONES: Um... look out?
JONES: Uh... who is that?
JONES: Let's go!
Paradise Quests

Paradise Quests[]

Part 1[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: So, quick recap: The Seven are gone, Paradigm's jumped into the Zero Point...
And it's all down to us to figure out what's going on with the Island.
We should start here. See if The Seven left anything useful behind.
JONES: So... The Scientist's computer seems a little upset...
JONES: But, she might have some valuable data for us to use, so...
Head to the Reality Tree. By then, she'll be back online and ready to scan.
JONES: Computer, scan the strange growth on the tree.
JONES: I'll get closer to the speaker... (ahem) COMPUTER. SCAN TREE.
JONES: I'm gonna...go find that manual.
You should follow this growth to the roots to see if it's infecting the soil.
JONES: The, uh... stuff, is making a sound, but there's something else layered on top...
Computer, record.
JONES: Look. Are you gonna help us out here, AMIE, or what? 'Cause we're trying to save the Island.
(inspiration striking) ...And The Scientist!
JONES: This signal sounds like a bunch of different military codes all jumbled together.
JONES: We're going. But... Listen, AMIE, I need your very useful databases to focus on the bigger picture here. 'Kay?
Cause if I don't save the Island, The Scientist will have nothing to come back to.
Now, we gotta decode that message.
JONES: So The Paradigm has asked us to send her a sign.
If we can unscramble messages coming FROM the tree...
We can re-scramble messages going TO the tree.
JONES: Collect some parts for AMIE, and she'll build us a translator. (to AMIE) WON'T YOU?!
JONES: ...(ahem) Recording message... (into device) Paradigm, It's Jones. We're reading you loud and clear.
Take this translator to the tree. It's time for a field test.
JONES: Did she say "nothing?" Or-or-or-or "The Nothing," Capital T, Capital N?
JONES: I, uh... heard you need my help testing the Chrome's environmental adaptability.
JONES: Uh, go ahead and place the Chrome samples into the Chrome test chamber at the lab.
JONES: So, what, there's really nothing we can do?
JONES: Believe me, there are other robots I'd rather team up with. I'd prefer a toaster at this point!
JONES: AMIE-- (holding back frustration) The only way to save The Scientist is to save the Island.
JONES: (exhale) ...I'm sorry for calling you a toaster, AMIE.
Help AMIE find The Origin's Chrome battle plans.
JONES: The Origin wanted to launch an attack on the Herald.
JONES: Get your weapons ready. We've gotta take down the Herald.
JONES: So? How did that go? Everyone okay?
That message from The Paradigm was our signal to go dark for a bit.
But I promise, this is our best shot at saving the Island And The Scientist.
JONES: I'll be back in touch when the next phase of the plan is active.

Part 2[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: We've been in a bit of a holding pattern, waiting for the next phase of my orders to trigger.
JONES: The translator's picking up a weak signal, which means... The Paradigm's back.
JONES: Here. AMIE built these new signal boosters to, um... well, you know. Boost the tree's signal. So...
Point the signal boosters at the tree. And we'll pick up The Paradigm's message.
JONES: Pffttt, yeah, dumpsters, obviously. We sh-should have thought of that...
(ahem) Search some dumpsters for The Scientist's vitally important, reality-saving research.
JONES: Well. They're here... and they smell horrible. Ugh.
I know you love him, AMIE, but you gotta admit the guy's a little...
JONES: Yeah, I was thinking something else, but let's... split the diff and go with "eccentric."
JONES: Well, that's everything. Cards on the table. AMIE, still onboard?
JONES: We need to tether ourselves to the Island's energy using these Zero Point attunement anchors.
We have to place them in sync. So once your anchor is down, send me a signal to place mine.
JONES: These anchors will either hold us together...
JONES: Probably not that! We're gonna be FINE.
JONES: Now that we've got the anchors set up...
We should refocus on getting the last of The Scientist's notes for The Paradigm.
JONES: You KNOW I love that idea, but there's gotta be a way to send all of it at once.
We should look into how the Zero Point is communicating. Maybe take some energy signature readings.
Pick up a sensor backpack and get some energy readings at Loot Lake.
JONES: Hey Aims? See anything helpful in the dataset?
JONES: Ooh, that could have been interesting.
JONES: Yes, sorry. Of course. The Scientist would be very proud of you.
JONES: I'll, uh, set up some equipment and take Zero Point readings.
All you have to do is survive the storm.
JONES: "Understa--" ...Aims? Do we know someone who speaks tree?
JONES: Bushy thinks he can do it! Heh.
JONES: Take these seeds and plant them across the Island to triangulate his signal.
JONES: Hey, AMIE? Thanks for everything... Best friend.
JONES: Just- just friends, then. Got it.

Unused[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I've been thinking about rifts lately. Those, uh, things are basically energy portals pre-attuned to the Zero Point AND the Island.
And I also know the... you know, the loot llamas create rifts when they, um... uh... go away?
JONES: Okay, good, 'cause-- Wait, constantly?
JONES: Uh-huh... Uh... Chase a loot llama. Let 'em escape and use the rift left behind.
Chapter 5: Season 3 Story Quests

Chapter 5: Season 3 Story Quests[]

Talk to Hope and Jones[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I just dethroned the king of Olympus. I think I've earned some down time.
JONES: I don't care.
JONES: (grunt)... okay.

Damage opponents while boosting in vehicles[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Welcome back.
Just so you know, Hope has a little bit of a habit of picking a fight with the biggest bully she can find...
So, we should make sure we are in fighting shape. She's got her sights set on Megalo Don.

Collect surveillance devices at different Wasteland locations[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Like bad something? Or bad bad something.

Part 2[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Was there something on the tapes?
JONES: Okay, you don't seem so sure.

Upload data to Hope from Terminals at Redline Rig[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Good news team,
Megalo Don has exactly one competent engineer, and she is splitting her time between building the pipeline...
And defending the refinery from people like us.
We have time, but the second they get that nitro flowing we lose. Megalo Don will be unstoppable.

Damage opponents at Megalo Depot or Brutal Beachhead[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Uh, yeah, uh... ya know, not to critique your plan but... is that a thing that you should be doing?
JONES: It's just... your family doesn't have a great track record of uh... you know, not destroying the world.

Steal the Pandora Gem at Brutal Beachhead[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: First, I want to say I trust you...
JONES: Hope. I have direct experience with this sort of thing... when I got lost in the Zero Point... I...
... I got all the way lost. So, just leave it alone. Power like that can't be controlled. Best case, it destroys you. Best case.

Part 4[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: The next gem is with a situation named Peabody. Now I've been watching them for a week and I don't think they're hostile.
Maybe the bottom guy is, but the top guy seems to be in charge. I think he's in charge, I dunno, I'm more of a banana guy.

Bounce on bouncy tires near Pea Bois HQ[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: And he's "around somewhere" but we'll know when we see him.
Peas are not helpful they are indeed frightening very very frightening

Part 5[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Mmhmm, is that you speaking? Or is this some sort of Pandora's Box power thing?"
Asking because your tone is frightening.

Ask Brite Raider or Rust about the pipeline explosion[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Oh, GREAT. Cuz he seems trustworthy. Why are you talking to Magneto?
JONES: Things are about to get weird, aren't they?

Survey the damage at Redline Rig[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, I know you. You're not going to let that happen.
Chapter 5: Season 4 Story Quests

Chapter 5: Season 4 Story Quests[]

Investigate the Redline Rig for evidence[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, pal! I've been looking for you-- Whoa, what is that?.
JONES: A prototype?
JONES: You should take a closer look at it, Hope.
JONES: Oh, it's part of the whole "Subject-of-a-Dark-Prophecy" Job description.
Whew. Been there.

Loot a Doctor Doom Chest[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: So, Find anything interesting in there?.
Maybe something shipping-manifest shaped?
If Doom's building new armor, he has to be sending those armor materials to himself.
If those shipments have a paper trail, we can use that information to find Doom.
And if I find Doom... it's one less thing for Hope to worry about.
I've been there. Leading reality's fearless defenders really weighs on a person.
She's got a whole army of people on her side - some of 'em are even Avengers!
She's ready for this. She just needs to go for it.
Jones does not say this. He instead says: "And maybe get some more future-seeing face time with that prophetic water ghost friend of hers.
You know back in my day, we did this kind of thing with nothin' but a banana and what I think was maybe an.. angry snowglobe?
Heh... ah things change.

Deal damage to opponents while hovering with the War Machine's Hover Jets[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Exactly as you foretold.
JONES: Wow, kind of a vibe-killer.
JONES: Hey, you are basically a glass of water. I can and will drink you.

Complete SHADOW Briefings[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Shuri thinks she can reverse the energetic flow of the Rift beacons with Rift Recalibrators.
That would give us the power to send Doom through a controlled Rift, and away from the Island.
JONES: Sounds good to me. Let's do this.

Damage an opponent within 10 seconds of exiting a hiding place[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: This place feels... Off.
JONES: ...I don't know why I keep thinking you're going to finish up a confusing thought with something less confusing.
JONES: Well then... I guess we have an illusion to... un-illusionify.
JONES: I'll make it catch on.

Destroy surveillance cameras[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, there it is. There's that fire.
You feel what you feel right now? That burning need to right an injustice?
That's why we follow your lead. That's what's gonna take Doom down. I just know it!
JONES: Nuh uh, you're wrong. That fire inside you is special. You just have to believe that it is.
JONES: Believe me. It's everything.

Graffiti Doomstadt[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Shuri's made replacements.
Once Emma Frost is neutralized, we will be ready to rift Doom out of here whenever he reappears.
You doing okay? You seem better.
JONES: Yeah it did! Look at YOU, accepting the hero's mantle.

Talk to Iron Man about his equipment[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, Tony's back!
Now in my experience, Stark tech is very good at taking down scary megalomaniacs.
And his support might help Hope accept she's the hero the prophecy foretold her to be.
Sometimes all you need to build a little confidence is a big thumbs up from Iron Man himself.
That's why that poster is on my bunk wall. No other reason.

Fly over Castle Doom with Iron Man's Flight Kit[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I'm getting a nice strong signal from those Rift Recalibrators up

here.

JONES: Can I be vulnerable with you for a sec?
JONES: When the Society took Peely... I couldn't focus on anything but vengeance.
Watching you choose justice, and do the right thing over and over again...
It helped me find my way back to who I really am.
JONES: Exactly! You get me. See? This is why we make such a great team.

Damage vehicles with the Unibeam while flying[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: That is satisfying.
What's the word? Are we moving in on Emma?
JONES: Aww... I remember ironing out my first contingencies.
They grow up so fast.
JONES: Seriously. I'm proud of you.

Place Stark Power Dampeners at The Raft[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hope! COME IN!
JONES: No, no, no, it's uh... uh...
The Rift Beacons picked up a hostile signal.
A really, really big hostile signal.
And it's getting closer.
JONES: We are ready. YOU are ready.
First things first, let's neutralize Emma. Then we can deal with the big guy.
...Hope?
Chapter 7: Season 2 Weekly Highlights Quests

Chapter 7: Season 2 Weekly Highlights Quests[]

Find Hope and Jones' audio logs scattered around the Island[]

#1[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: So, Hope, um... what's up with those Elites?
JONES: Uh-huh. And... we're sure we want to throw in with them?
JONES: Because, they're very (shudders) 'violence-forward'.

#2[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Hey, Hope. You're, uh... staring creepily into space?
JONES: More than usual...
JONES: Well, good. You know just if you do get a vision, let's, uh... try for something good, yeah?
JONES: The Legend victorious, Dark Voyager exploding, you know the... the drill.

#3[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Yeah, well, good luck. You have any idea how much power something like that would take?
JONES: Hopefully more than anyone has.
JONES: Because if he gets full control of the Zero Point... it's over.

#4[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: I do know someone, but she's, uh... dangerous.
JONES: Both dangerous. But, I do trust her. I think.
JONES: (laughs) Foundation won't, though.

#5[]

Audio Subtitle
JONES: Yeah, what does that guy even want?
JONES: Ooh. Do not let Foundation hear you call him that.