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"If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it, anything you want to do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it." - Gene Wilder, Pure Imagination
"The world is but a stage.
Why cry, when you can laugh instead?
For laughter is humanity's preserve.
Laugh it all off, fret not,
Let's just enjoy the moment." - Furina's Demo
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I am KleptoKazoo! A Kazoo that is a part time petty thief... or am I a thief that steals kazoos... Either way you can call me Klepto or Kazoo or both together, I don't mind. If there's a rarity I'd call myself (cause why not), I'd be Uncommon. I also thrive in chaos, (when it's not in my personal life) because chaos is fun and unpredictable!
I mainly play Zero Build cause I suck at building compared to the people I face there, Lego Fortnite sometimes, Festival, and every once in a while, I play Save the World (#SaveSTW!).
I am a mediocre player compared to others that started at the same time as me, so if by some chance I play with anyone, don't expect me to perform well at ALL, I am NOT THAT GOOD lol.
Fun(?) fact about me, I make maps! Not real maps but fantasy maps, which if Epic ever requires someone to make a map of sorts... maybe I'll get a commission from them (highly unlikely though, I'm not even close to being an expert when it comes to map making)! If for some reason anyone desires map of something made up, I might consider helping out (though I make them with pen and paper, so that's an issue)!
My taste in music is... it has no order; it makes NO sense at all. Example being, I like things like super happy stuff, then I go to something darker, and there are so much more contradictory songs I like, from Vocaloid songs that are depressing (to some), to really upbeat ones. Also, from comedy music to rock songs. It's all a mess and maybe I should be in an asylum, but who knows? Here's a taste of my chaotic playlist.
Alongside being invested in the canon lore of Fortnite, I have a whole entire story about Fortnite I've made in my head for around 4 years, and it just keeps going. I'm not sure if it'll ever stop, but I sure hope it doesn't.
I joined the Fortnite Wiki on March 7, 2025.
Wanna see something cool? I know your username anonymous user, I don't even have know you or be here...
Friends: MrMooseTheMoose, Tidepods (Liz), Charlottek131, Lazer495, ChrisSHS5170, Ureddyfail (Failureddy), BenTheDonutFan, Ex0skeleton17876, and hopefully many more!
Special thank you to Atat for helping me with my profile!