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Hey hey, still got it!
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| Suspicious
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What was that?
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Someone there? You'll have to wait. I have an appointment for lip filler.
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If you're a process server, I'll give ya a thousand bucks to say I was taken out by an Overclocked Pulse Rifle.
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You want a selfie? That'll cost ya. Double that if ya want me to smile!
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For second there, I thought I had an audience. But, even this reality isn't that crazy.
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Ah, great. Now, I'm alone with my thoughts, and my therapist is in another reality!
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How did I end up here? I'd fire my agent! If he ever answered my calls...
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Aha!
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Hey!
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Hey hey! I'm ending your life... the way they ended my reality show!
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Your ratings are bad, so I'm cancelling your life!
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Hey hey! It's your birthday, and YOU'RE the piñata!
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| Lost Target
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You'll be back. Please, my ratings stink and I need the viewers!
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These ding-dongs don't recognize talent when it shoots 'em in the face!
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This generation doesn't recognize true talent! Or whatever I've been doing for the last twenty years.
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Why're you running away? That was my best material! Okay I'm firing my writers.
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Come back, I got a great bit about waffles! It isn't funny, but it makes you think!
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Tough crowd...
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