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Dialogue
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| Idle
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Mmm, donuts... Evil donuts!
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Why is everyone down on being evil? It's easy, and it rules!
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I will crush my enemy like a peanut! Mmm, enemy peanut butter... Must find enemy jelly...
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| Suspicious
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Hm?
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Huh?
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Wha?
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Hello?
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Who's there? They better also be evil.
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Stupid Flanders.
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Are you sneaking up on me? That's my thing. 'Cause I'm evil!
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Who goes before the lord of darkness? And, did you bring snacks?
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The only person who can sneak up on Evil Homer is Double-Evil Homer, and he's at the dental hygienist!
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Not fair being sneaky!
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| Suspicious Ignore
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Bah!
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Hm... Eh!
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Oh, why is there "no rest for the wicked"? Villainous scum needs naps, too!
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That's you Lisa? I won't listen to jazz! I only like evil jazz played on the bones of the damned! ...And yacht rock.
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I'll assume that highly suspicious noise was nothing.
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All this evil is making me... (yawn) hungry...
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I choose to ignore the fact that there's probably someone here to end me.
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Finally some evil me time.
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| Full Alert
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Aha!
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Hey!
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Ah! I mean, haha!
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(panting) can't... this... wait...?
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Aw, not fair, today's my off-day from shooting!
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I don't wanna fight, I wanna eat evil take-out and watch MMA!
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You're not supposed to be here! ...unless you are. I didn't look at the guest list.
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You'll regret messing with Homer J. Evil! It's a new name I'm trying out before I change it legally.
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Marge, they're fighting me!
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When you're evil, people expect ya to pulverize everyone. S'a lotta pressure!
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Can't you see I'm trying to be evil here?!
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| Lost Target
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(panting) That's right... Run... away!
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Boo! I was just about to satisfy my lust for horrible violence!
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If you're going by the Durrr Burger, can you get me a quadruple?
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Don't forget to tell your friends I'm evil! And, that I have a full head of hair!
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Why're you running? Should I be running? Is there something more evil chasing both of us?!
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Fine, run away! I'm gonna get evil pizza! Maybe immoral garlic knots!
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Hey! I thought we were tearing each other to shreds. Come back!
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| Defeated
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