| Character
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Audio and Dialogue
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| After activated the 1st Radar Tower
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: Listen up, team. I have presumably terrible news.
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: Ray has hired a business guru slash consultant to help us turn things around.
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Dennis
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Dennis: NOOO!
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: My thoughts exactly.
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: But we have made our bed, so I suppose now it's time to sit through forty hours worth of seminars about how to sleep in it.
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Sarah
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Sarah: I'd rather die.
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Lars
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Lars: Same.
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: Well we'd all rather die but the man's already been paid.
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Director Riggs
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Director Riggs: We're going to learn, and we're going to live through the week. And if you don't like it, fill out a survey.
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| After activated the 2nd Radar Towers
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Lars
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Lars: Well, this explains why Ray's announcements yesterday were cryptic and apology-based.
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Sarah
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Sarah: When she's back, she's gonna need a consultant!
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Sarah
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Sarah: One who specializes in removing throwing stars from meddling robot's faces.
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Dennis
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Dennis: That's a very specific ask. Feel like we should get moving on that sooner than later
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Sarah
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Sarah: Uh, you can get on that. I've got throwing stars to sharpen.
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| After activated the 3rd Radar Towers
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Lars
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Lars: Wow. I really thought I'd dealt with my last consultant on Steel Wool's "How About Now?" tour.
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Sarah
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Sarah: I don't remember that one.
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Lars
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Lars: The rock press called it "pathologically needy," and our single "Here's What You Ordered" sold three copies.
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Sarah
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Sarah: Aren't there four of you in the band?
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Lars
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Lars: And we all have moms. And yet the total sales never cracked the low fives.
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Lars
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Lars: I am not looking forward to this.
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